you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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