bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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