I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.