My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."