I'm going to jail i love you
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
His hands were made for my vagina.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.