Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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