so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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