Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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