You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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