im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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