There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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