Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
