I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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