I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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