My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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