I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES