the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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