Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Randomize
