if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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