Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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