are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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