I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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