I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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