Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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