i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
