She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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