This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon