gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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