sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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