One girl and one boy is just not enough.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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