You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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