i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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