ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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