Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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