this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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