I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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