It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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