Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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