508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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