i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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