I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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