you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
