After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
So apparently I’m into choking now
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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