I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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