and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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