omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You've changed since you got that strap on
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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