we're blogging at a bar
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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