The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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