I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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