Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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