would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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