TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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