So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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