why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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