D3 body, D1 cock
The maid of honor just puked.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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