They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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