so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
